Diet Tip

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Diet Tip

Postby Lee » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:37 pm

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror... Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much!! :lol:
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Re: Diet Tip

Postby CurlyLocks » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:50 pm

Restaurants will ALMOST throw you out????? hahahaha
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Recipe for Coffee Rain lol

Postby CurlyLocks » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:19 pm

Recipe for Coffee Rain:
Add 250mls of boiling water to your shaker
Add lovely Iced Coffee Milkshake Mix
Shake! OMG!!!! LOL

I did this this morning at 6am and it rained Hot Coffee shake in my kitchen.
How stupid am I!!! The lid blew off and it was like a whale's blowhole errupting... I had Coffee raindrops over the entire kitchen and me! The dog ran for his life! It was hilarious, although a terrible waste of a milkshake. Once I had cleaned up (including the ceiling) I sat and made another, but with a mug this time! lol...Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hey, it was very early...give me a break!)
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Re: Coffee Rain

Postby lynne » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:24 pm

Hmm - yes I think the word was chilled not boiling!!! I've had that happen when I haven't put the lid on properly and have had mango heaven flying skywards - oh well all that shaking is good for the underarm flab...
Glad you and your dog survived!! Oh, caramel bliss can also be enjoyed hot. (In a mug!)
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